I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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