I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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