I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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