I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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