Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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