You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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