So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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