Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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