what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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