just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
