i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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