My hand turned me down
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
