Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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