he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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