So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
