He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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