question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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