can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Boobs are out for the taking
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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