you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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