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  My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.

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• sounds like that free taco bell combo came back to get you...

  Submitted by keto06 on Feb 9, 12 at 10:42am

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• Somebody took a hard dick thumpin on their back door!

  Submitted by porksword on Feb 9, 12 at 10:38am

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  • Way to get drunk & casually use it at the dinner table. Win.

    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Feb 11, 12 at 10:02am

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• Stop sending me texts Eli Manning.

  Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Feb 9, 12 at 11:03am

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• Beiber?

  Submitted by IAmWhiteBoy on Feb 10, 12 at 2:05am

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• Whiskerbiscuit sounds like a butt hurt pats fans\n\nGo Giants!

  Submitted by mattmac91 on Feb 9, 12 at 11:56am

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  • fuck you... eli manning looks like he has down syndrome...

    Submitted by ck24 on Feb 9, 12 at 4:33pm

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    • that's because he has downsyndrom...he's like a lil football version of masterblaster

      Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 9, 12 at 8:07pm

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• AKA Pink sock. Urban dictionary it folks.

  Submitted by aawwsshheett on Feb 9, 12 at 11:57am

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• Gave birth to a butt baby?

  Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Feb 10, 12 at 10:27am

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• And he still won the super bowl. Brady is the toolbag who can't hit open receivers anymore. He's done

  Submitted by roxy8990 on Feb 10, 12 at 1:34pm

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