Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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