i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
