Porn is love you can see.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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