Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
