Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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