My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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