Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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