these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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