How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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