Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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