12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
