My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just want to make out with him forever
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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