K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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