You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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