i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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