Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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