i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
