why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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