This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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