she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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