He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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