I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
send nudes
from the living room?
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