belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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