i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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