i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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