Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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