Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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