I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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