he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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