Your mouth is God's brothel.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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