Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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