so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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