Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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