Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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