We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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