Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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