I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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