When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
